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I always try to write letters with my feces. I’ve got most of the letters down except for the 5th

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I decided it was finally time to tell my daughter that she’s adopted.

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As I sobered up from my acid trip, I looked around and realized I was at the dog park. NSFW

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"Bloody Mary...Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary!" a familiar voice called out to me.

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I promise I have a six pack. It’s just protected by a layer of fat.

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i have the biggest dick in my class. NSFW

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“Grip, pull, grip pull.” He said. As soon as he does the work to the horse, its erect phallus burst out its thickest milk for the first time in 20 years.

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"My goodness, the candle went out!" exclaimed my wife.

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The man who gave me this job said: -I see a Pullitzer in your future!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I always try to write letters with my feces. I’ve got most of the letters down except for the 5th	105
I decided it was finally time to tell my daughter that she’s adopted.	100
As I sobered up from my acid trip, I looked around and realized I was at the dog park. NSFW	98
"Bloody Mary...Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary!" a familiar voice called out to me.	96
I promise I have a six pack. It’s just protected by a layer of fat.	96
i have the biggest dick in my class. NSFW	96
“Grip, pull, grip pull.” He said. As soon as he does the work to the horse, its erect phallus burst out its thickest milk for the first time in 20 years.	96
[deleted by user]	95
"My goodness, the candle went out!" exclaimed my wife.	91
The man who gave me this job said: -I see a Pullitzer in your future!	88